Tuesday, November 18, 2008

2 out of 2 Hypcrites agree...I'm going to HELL!!!

The two hypocrites in question are Mark Driscoll of the Mars Hill group of churches in the greater Seattle area and John Hagee of the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas.  Both of these holier than thou nitwits quoted the same verse out of context (1 Timothy 5:8) as their "biblical evidence" to support their bullsh*t opinions. And both of them failed to use the rest of chapter 5 of 1 Timothy because they know it doesn't have anything to do with stay at home dads at all, it is a part of a letter from Paul to a young man who was trying to lead his church in the proper manner.  Chapter 5 discusses who is and who is not a true widow, in order to determine those widows that the church should provide care for exclusively and those who have relatives, immediate or distant that could offer assistance.  This is why Paul says that, 

"If anyone does not provide for his relatives, and especially for his immediate family, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever."

That is also why neither Mark Driscoll nor John Hagee mention the rest of the chapter.  However, I can direct them to a passage that appears to have them in mind, that is also in the book of 1 Timothy, only this time it is in 1 Timothy 6:3-5.  So here you go boys...
"If anyone teaches false doctrines and does not agree to the sound instruction of our Lord Jesus Christ and to godly teaching, he is conceited and understands nothing.  He has an unhealthy interest in controversies and quarrels about words that result in envy, strife, malicious talk, evil suspicions and constant friction between men of corrupt mind, who have been robbed of the truth and who think that godliness is a means to financial gain."

There now.  Feel better?  I do.  I do because I know your churches are non-denominational.  They are non-denominational because most real churches don't preach hate and segregation against anyone.  And since it appears that such a practice of acceptance and forgiveness for anyone who seeks the Lord would be bad for business, they decided to go out on their own.  Maybe you feel more Christian for your hate-mongering, but I am certain Jesus would see it for what it is.  So since you shall be judged in the manner that you have judged others, I guess I'll see you in hell.

Oh, and Paul also said to you Mark, to tell your wife Grace to shut up (1 Corinthians 14:34-35) and you John Hagee that you are lustful and impure and not from God, because you divorced and remarried (1 Timothy 5:12).  Oops!  Sorry boys, guess we're all screwed, huh?  At least I'm not leading thousands away from God in my profession....


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